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New Year’s Resolutions for Your Sign

gemini
Gemini
Don’t get caught on social media!

Dear Gemini, you know it perfectly well that the internet is a kind of a mental disease and if you try to cure it you’re at the risk of catching it. Remember that shaming or name-calling the people you don’t like is a pure waste of time, so stop doing it right now! Your ruling planet is the planet of communication and technology and your motives are clear. We suggest you should express your thoughts in a more private way, like publishing them in your journal.

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